Conker asked me to do it so here it is.
Conker is actually Shy Guys Suck, User:Slipknot Darkrai, and all those other people. He wanted to have another chance, so he ban evaded (again). I saw a message he sent to the bureaucrat of DK Wiki, which is how I found out. I asked him about it via email, and he confessed.
Since he has actually improved since then, I'm personally willing to forgive him. I just don't like it when people hide things.