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She's a heavy weight due to her height. Her two long ponytails weigh a lot. Thus Tiny Kong. Who will be heavy. Instant meme status will occur. She is above most in her standings and position.
Tiny Kong was in Diddy Kong Racing DS, Funky Kong, King K Rool, and other kongs weren't. She was brought back in Mario Super Sluggers unlike Lanky Kong or Chunky Kong. Thus Tiny Kong is not a random kong, but more along the lines of one of the more likelier kongs to join the crew. We need more female heavy weights alongside Honey Queen and Rosalina. We have enough middle weights. Kick out Funky, bring in Tiny. Random Kongs = Funky Kong, Cranky Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong, and some other kongs.