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They were brainwashed by shroobs. They wear mind-control helmets. Their language equals N00B also known as noobe, as the real language equals newbie. They guard Vim Factory. They captured Mario and Luigi. Their language is corrupted.

Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time

Their H.P. is 100, 90 in other countries. Babies have to battle the L33t Hamm3r Broz. instead. Their attacks are trhowing hammers and bashing the hammer to another Bro and transforming him into a ball.Sometimes, the hammer can break. After one is defeated, one has to fight back. The left bro jumps to attack one of them. Ultimately the babies defeat them.

Quotes

They use quotes before battle. They are:

  • "AREA RESTRICTED. ALL (NOOB) INTRUDERS (2) (B) (HAXORED) BY US (L33T) (HAMM3R) (BROZ.)!"
"Area restricted. All newbie intruders to be destroyed by us Elite Hammer Bros.!"
  • "WE (R) (TEH) SHROOB ALLIES. WE (ROXOR) (U) AND THEN (ROFL). THEN (U) (AM) CRY."
"We are the Shroob's allies. We will destroy you, and then roll on the floor laughing. Then you'll cry."
  • "WE RECEIVE ORDERS (THRU) ANTENNAS ON THESE (L33T) HELMETS. THEY (R) (HOTNESS)."
"We receive orders through antennas on these elite helmets. They are awesome."
  • "WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE (2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS)."
"We must obey all orders. We like to beat up newbies for the master Shroobs."
  • "(U = NOOBS. BROZ. = L33T). PREPARE (4) TOTAL (PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT)!"
"You are newbies. We are elite. Prepare for total defeat. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
  • "(NOOBZ) STILL (R) NOT (PWNED). CONTINUE (PWNERSHIP) UNTIL ALL (NOOBZ R PWNED)"
"Newbies are still not defeated. Continue battling until all newbies are defeated."
  • "(TEH) ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE (R 2 L33T). WE (OWNZ JOO)."
"Escaping is impossible. We are too elite. We will defeat you."
  • "(U) WILL GET (FLATZORED) BY (R L33T) HAMMERS."
"You will get flattened by our elite hammers."
(corrupted language)
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