Garamond is a rather famous novelist who lives in Flopside. He is known for writing his novels quickly. Merlon himself reveals that Garamond's Flipside counterpart, Helvetica, has been sending Garamond ideas through his dreams and Merlon suggests that they swap places. This turns out to have happened as after the game, Garamond now lives in Flipside and Helvectica lives in Flopside.
- Garamond's name most likely comes from the Garamond font.