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January 2014[]

Credit goes to Jeremy★VAL for such an amazing joke!

M&SJokeMarioSuccessSecret2


M&SJokeMarioSuccessSecret

Understanding the joke[]

Before you hit the I don't get it button, read this so the joke would become clear to you. After reading, respond to the poll both above and below.

Chao asks Mario what the secret to his success. Mario said, if you eat a lot of pasta, you'll slide faster. Meaning if you eat a lot of pasta, your weight will make you go a lot faster downhill. Wario overhears their conversation and said that he should have that before he went on the garlic diet. Also, read the top photo first then read Mario's dialogue first, then Wario's dialogue.


February 2014[]

Credit goes to Jeremy★VAL and Dreb607 for such an amazing joke!

Luigi & Daisy Joke

A day later...

Luigi & Daisy NESGolf
  • Mario: Are you hiding from Daisy again?
  • Luigi: Yep!
  • Daisy: LUIGI!!! Where are you?
  • Luigi: When will this end?!!
  • Daisy: Ha! I found you Luigi.
  • Mario: "It ends now."
  • Luigi: How did she find me!? Daisy never find me inside a pipe.
  • Mario: Yeah, but she can find you in a "Clear" Pipe.

(Luigi looks at the pipe realizing the pipe is clear.)

  • Luigi: Ohhhh.... Mama Mia?!

  • Luigi: Hi Daisy. You look beautiful toda...
  • Daisy: LUIGI WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ROSALINA!!!
  • Luigi: Umm Daisy, I'm not involved with...
  • Daisy: LOOK, HOW COME ROSALINA'S IN THE GAME AND NOT ME!?!?
  • Luigi: Huh???
  • Daisy: I always been in spinoff games and now they let HER in the series!?!?
  • Luigi: Why are you asking me?
  • Daisy: Because, you're one of the people that I can talk to about my personal problems, besides Peach isn't here.


  • Understanding the joke[]

    Before you hit the I don't get it button, read this so the joke would become clear to you. After reading, respond to the poll both above and below.

    • Hint 1: Read the drawing first from left to right, then read Part 2. After that click on Part 3, read that and the joke is finished.
    • Hint 2: Luigi thought Daisy was yelling for him because she thought Luigi and Rosalina were involved. After being caught. Daisy was actually yelling for Luigi because she is complaining that Rosalina is in Super Mario 3D World and not her. She would go to Peach and have a "Girl Talk" about it, but she isn't there.


    March 2014[]

    Credit goes to Doctor98 for such an amazing joke!

    MarioKart64AGlichyAdventure

    Understanding[]

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    April 1, 2014 - April 5, 2014[]

    Credit goes to Jeremy★VAL for such an amazing joke! LinkSword

    Understanding[]

    Before you hit the I don't get it button, read this so the joke would become clear to you. After reading, respond to the poll both above and below.

    Clue: WHO CARES? It's the famous quote from Legend of Zelda and you just got FOOLED!

    April 5, 2014 - July 22, 2014[]

    Credit goes to Jeremy★VAL for such an amazing joke!]Part 1

    RosalinaBowserJoke

    Part 2

    RosalinaBowserJoke2

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    Understanding[]

    Part 1

    • Rosalina threatens Bowser to turn him into stardust faster than the speed of sonic if he tries to kidnap her. Bowser tells her that he won't kidnap her and to take it easy.

    Part 2

    • Luigi describes Rosalina in her scary look that she is like King Boo, Bowser, and Daisy combined into the scariest living thing in the Mushroom Kingdom. Daisy overhears this and become raging mad at Luigi for adding her as one of the things he is scared of.