User blog comment:Neon the Spelunker/You being in the game/@comment-24342918-20140127154451

If I were in a Mario game, I'd meet Mario and Luigi by running into them (Literaly), and tell them I ended up here after my Tardis (What? You said "If I were in a game"!) crashed into Bowser Jr's clown car..thingy, and I have the power to punch someone up into the sky (Like a Sonic game I played), and I'm known for being a Bowser fan desipte the fact he broke my Tardis.