Thread:Lumoshi/@comment-26437666-20150530120716/@comment-5413643-20150605175447

I am Kyle Harrison's second older brother and the stepfather of his twin sons UNG and UGG. And I have very bad news to tell you. You see, during the hour of six o clock pm today in the time zone that I live in, my wife was cooking hamburgers for dinner on our stove that is powered by natural gas from a gasline by our house. There is a plug right by the stove where UGG charges his phone a lot. He was charging his phone today during the time my wife was cooking dinner and using it while it was charging

When he checked wikia and discovered that his plan to become a crat here has failed, he shouted, "FUCKING SHIT! Fucking Arend ruined my plan to become a crat on Ultimate Mario Fanon Wiki by getting my Ultimate Goomba Gamer 24 account globally disabled and getting my new wiki closed!" He then angrilly and stupidly, bit the wire of the cell phone charger while it was charging.

While he was biting, I said "Louis be careful!" He said "It's just a wire" and he was biting it so hard that it accidentally broke the wire created a spark in his mouth by his teeth. He said "OW!" and then all of a sudden the spark reacted with the natural gas burning in the stove creating a fiery explosion that caused him and his stepmother to blow up and die and the kitchen to catch on fire. It also caused my arm to catch on fire. I quickly used water to put out the fire on my arm and I ran out of the House and called the fire department which put out the fire. I was sent to the hospital because of my arm. Here is a picture of my burnt arm proving that the fire happenned.

And here is a picture of the Housefire which is more proof that the fire did happen.

And lastly here is a picture of UGG's burnt skull which IS charred by a lot.

So I am really sad that first my nephews ULG, and UGG die in 2013, then my brother Kyle dies in 2014, my first adopted son/nephew dies early this month and today my wife which I have been married to for almost 5 year and was pregnant with a new baby, and my second adopted son died. So many of my family members are dying for a short period of time. So since I am UNG and UGG's stepfather/uncle and therefore related to them, that means that I am their rightful successor as the Vice President of this wiki. So since I have obviosuly proven that UGG is dead, can a Crat here promote me to Bureaucrat since I am righfully the successor of UNG and UGG?