User blog:Rainbowroad6w/FAQs of Mario I'm tired of.

Before going on to the blog post I am making today (for the first time in months), I would just like to point out I have a new poll if you want to check it out on my user page.

Now I know how MarioWiki hates blogs, but I'm posting this crap for a reason... it may not be a good one, but I don't care.

So I'm constantly being asked questions about Mario and Peach and Bowser and all, and, although most if not all of you already know the answers to all these questions, I'm posting this hoping that someone looking for the answers for these FAQs may find it one day (yes there is a .001% chance that anyone will find this blog searching on Google but I don't care).

Does Princess Peach love Mario?
Ok, I just want to ask those who ask this question who have played many Mario games... Really? Are really asking that question. There have been some idiots who say Princess Peach doesn't love Mario, but Mario loves Peach... what? No. The answer to this question is quite simple... Yes. Now, the reason I say yes is not because she's constantly kissing him on the forehead or cheek, but there have been a few moments where she has actually said she loves Mario.

Is Princess Peach actually Bowser Jr.'s mother?
You are kidding me right? [sarcasm] Yes, yes she is. Did I ever tell you that Peach is a koopa? [sarcasm over] No, stupid. Bowser just told his son that so that Bowser Jr. would kidnap Peach. Did you think Peach would give birth to something that ugly? That's sick.

Where did Bowser's children come from? I mean, there's no "Mrs. Bowser" or anything.
Ok, I'm not going to go hard on you this time. That's actually a good question I've asked myself before. I mean, Bowser never had any type of love relationship or anything, so I really don't know. Maybe they were just koopas he adopted? But then again, that wouldn't work when it comes to Bowser Jr., who looks a lot like Bowser himself. So I really don't know. But I do have one thing to say, no one really cares, so I'd just let it go.

I'll keep editing this blog with stupid FAQs, but I gotta go now.