Thread:Lumoshi/@comment-26437666-20150530120716/@comment-5413643-20150601205128

Ok users of Ultimate Mario Fanon Wiki. I am Phillip Harrison the real brother of UVGG(Jonathan B Harrison was a sockpuppet and the real name of UVGG). Something bad happened yesterday. You see, yesterday afternoon UVGG was angry that Arend didn't promote his account after he sent Arend a message of Very Super Ultimate Mario Fanon Wiki.

So according to his wife he took his anger out by throwing a pie out the window. His house was right next to a gas station so he accidentally threw it at the window of someones car at the gas station.

There was a man smoking a cigarette and pumping gas for his car at the same time. When the pie hit the car, it surprised the person smoking causing him to accidentally drop both the cigarette out of his mouth and the pump that he was using to pump the gas causing gas to spill and when the cigarette landed on the gas, it caused a fiery explosion that blew up the gas station and also the room in the house where UVGG was in. So now sadly, UVGG is dead. Here is a non zoomed in picture of the gas station on fire and since you can't find that image on the internet, it proves that it is a real picture which is undeniable proof that the fire actually happened.]]]]

So Arend, since UVGG's death ACTUALLY happened with undeniable evidence, NOW do you feel guilty for not promoting him. Not only did you indirectly murder UVGG but you also are indirectly responsible for the death of the person pumping gas at the gas station. UVGG also SAVED YOUR LIFE when he contacted you here. w:c:very-super-ultimate-mario-fanon:User Talk:Arend. And after he saved your life, instead of promoting him in return, you didn't promote him causing him to angrily throw a pie out the window CAUSING HIS DEATH! HOW UNGRATEFUL OF YOU! In order to prevent further accidents like this from happening, you must promote my account to Bureaucrat. Also if you are tired of this war, you do realize that it will end once you promote my account since UNG made a deal with you, The only reason why it is continuing is because the Bureaucrats here refuse to promote our accounts.