User blog:Neon the Spelunker/Jokes

I am a very funny guy. I come with lots of jokes, especially about Mario and others. I made this page to share my jokes to MarioWiki. Enjoy!

Squish You Were Here
(Mario, Daisy, Bowser Jr. and Luigi are playing hide and seek, and Luigi is it.) Luigi: Hmmm.. I wonder where they're hiding

Git Along, Goomba
Git Along Goombas before I lasso yall into one.

Cheepers Keeper


Cheepers Keepers, Losers Weepers. No wonder why there is much water. There are a bunch of losers here. Hmmm, I guess that's not clear water the Cheep-Cheeps are swimming in.

Goomba Tower Takedown


Luigi: Maybe if I took one Goomba off, the tower would become shorter

The Choicest Voice


Luigi: Thanks Blue Toad, the only reason I nailed it was because I had to perfect the voice that gave me 30 points: Me, Luigi

Slow G
Toad is in 4th place. A conversation begins...
 * Toad: Don't take off without me, guys.
 * Luigi: You're to slow.
 * Toad: I am much faster than you considering the fact that during the event of Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario 3D World, I run faster much than you.
 * Luigi: Well you're aren't running you're jumping. During Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario, they should have Super Luigi, 3D World, I jump higher than you. Giving me a advantage of breaking the record.
 * Mario: Toad, you just got Luigi'd.
 * Boo: "BOOO"M, Luigi got you good.

Laser Problems
Mario: It seems I can't a break you out. Ohhh... okay this time I'd got it. (Laser pointer appears) Mama Meeeow, excuse me while I deal with annoying dot. We have a purrr-sonal things to discuss.

Vegetable
Mario: Hey a vegetable. I'm a see if I could pull it out. Wait this isn't Super Mario Bros. 2!!!

What's Wrong Captain Toad
Mario: What's wrong Captain Toad? Oh I see. Don't worry, this Pirahna Plant won't hurt you.