Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-25415705-20150614022121/@comment-24442878-20170103031925

I'll answer some to help, cuz Smt64's try is cringy (sorry, didn't meant to offend you)

Question: "Gallombas & Goombas, what's the difference between Galoombas & Goombas?"

Answer (as both): We are counsins!

Question: "Bowser, how is it possible you being an evil princess-kidnaping turtle with spikes on your shell that can spit fire?"

Answer (as Bowser): I'm not evil... I want to be Peach's boyfriend, but I can't find a way to confess to her with that Mario guy around here...

Question: "And Peach, why are you inviting Bowser to go karting? He's the bad guy, who takes you to his castle"

Answer (As Peach): I don't! Mario that invites him, for some odd reason! For me, he'd still be on that ugly castle!

--- Hope that helps you, Smt. You should try to sound like themselves, not like yourself :D