Thread:Lumoshi/@comment-26437666-20150530120716/@comment-5413643-20150603004745

Ok users of Ultimate Mario Fanon Wiki, I am Michael Stewart the second son of Phillip Harrison Sr. And I have Extremely Super Bad News to report.

At school a few hours ago today, my 11 year old niece Angela Harrison was in a classroom on her phone In the classroom she was in, it was her teacher's birthday today so they were celebrating his birthday with a cake.

Her teacher was lighting the candles and according to another student, She was on the phone. She discovered that she wasn't promoted to Bureaucrat today even after her response to Lumoshi so she shouted "ROAR I AM NOT PROMOTED!" This surprised the teacher causing him to accidentally light my niece on fire and also knock over the table where the cake's candles were being lit causing a fire at the school. My niece tried to avoid the fire and leaned back so fast that she crashed through the second floor window in the classroom and fell to the ground and died. Her teacher felt extremely guilty for what he accidenally did and committed suicide by jumping out the window. Here is a picture of the fire coming out of the school window, to prove that the fire happenned.

Since this picture is not zoomed and and also because you can't find it on the Internet that proves that this is real. So can somebody promote me to Bureaucrat here? Thanks.