User blog:PencilDJ12/Wario x Peach

Peach was doing the gardening outside her castle when suddenly she heard clomping footsteps...

"Hey babe you wanna see the big guns??" it was none other than Wario's voice!! Peach's head whirled around only to hit the castle wall. Wario didn't notice and Peach began bleeding!!

"Owwwww!!!" Peach whined. Wario put his hand on Peach's face and looked at the bleeding.

"Wa!!" he cried out, "Peachio, you're bleeding!!"

Suddenly, Toadsworth ran out and shouted, seeing the situation.

"Master Wario! How dare you get involved in hanky panky with the Princess!" he then noticed she was bleeding, "Wario! Get away from her this instant!!"

"I didn't do anything you rotton fungus!!" Wario stormed over to the tiny mushroom man, 'My Peachio is bleeding you idiot! Do something about it or I will!!"

"Was that a threat, Master Wario?" Toadsworth exclaimed. Peach collapsed on the flower bed.

"Peachio!!" shouted Wario, running back over to the pink princess.

"Wario...tell Mario....." she sat up before fainting in his arms.