User:Jäzzi

Red Link Eliminator
RED LINKS KILL GOOD USERS This doesn't apply on this wiki. But I am a red link eliminator. Red links kill good users. Every time there is a red link. You kill a good user. Don't use red links. I will find them, and eliminate them with my Red Link Eliminator. And then I will find you and warn you about making dead links. So please, think of the good users, and don't create dead links.

The .JPG Monster
I'm a hero to wikis with bad extensions

mmmmm_Lunch is Birdie. Everyone else it should be obvious
 * *Jazpas falls over
 *  I can't get the hover boots on
 *  I've noticed that the higher your year at school, the more horrid the books become
 *  Ooh, hover boots!
 *  MINE!
 *  I wish I had a pair............
 *  I also have a gold tunic
 * * Naxios10 begins to look greedy.....................
 *  MINE!
 *  Wanna pom-pom, Naxois?
 *  Hover boots, gold tunic, sword sharp as 4901
 *  can't get the hover boots on what.... master quest?
 *  THEY
 *  ARE
 *  AWESOME
 *  I already HAVE A POM-POM
 *  Yup, I'm gonna defeat some arse today
 *  No Birdie
 * <Pie|Cheering> Oh.
 * <Jazpas> I'm defeating the .jpg monster
 * <Naxios10> Heh.
 * <Naxios10> YAY
 * <mmmmm_Lunch> the JPeg monster?
 * <Jazpas> yes
 * <Naxios10> Got the premium Magic Spin Attack?
 * <Naxios10> Yay
 * <mmmmm_Lunch> what is this mythical monster
 * <Naxios10> Spell security and warranty?
 * <Jazpas> It curses wikis with files that have the extension .jpg
 * <Jazpas> It's evil
 * <Jazpas> It's 20 feet tall (which is why i need the hover boots)
 * <Jazpas> Has four heads
 * <Pie|Cheering> And I'm the cheerleader.
 * <Naxios10> Oy..........
 * <Jazpas> Is this disgusting green color
 * <mmmmm_Lunch> are you going through and changing .jpg to .png or what?
 * <Jazpas> Yeah

Along with my Red Link Eliminator, I defeat the .jpg monster. It attacks poor defenseless wikis. Zeldapedia has a good army of Admins to defend again .jpg. But some wikis, don't and therefore, they fall to defeat against .jpg, and a hero clad in a gold tunic comes to fight against them.